1. “What time does Dominos close? I would rather stuff my face with cheesy bread and pasta than be at this party.”
2. “Is that girl over there really having that much fun? Or is she just faking? How can she fake happiness that well? This music SUCKS, get off the stage girl."
3. “Why are you making out in the middle of the dance floor? Gross, just get a room already.
4. “Why did I decide to come out tonight? I could be binge watching Grey’s Anatomy on Netflix.”
5. “What is this music? Who is the DJ? Are we at a middle school dance or what?”
6. “No, girl, no. You can’t dance with him. Why? Because he is gross and we need to go home.”
7. “These X’s on my hands are going to be there all week. Guess it’s time to embrace them.”
8. “Oh roommate, you want to stay longer? You’re just having so much fun? I will stay, but only because I love you. You owe me big time.”
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