So you've been in a quaint Catholic school for as long as you can remember. From a five year old with a plaid jumper and pigtails to a senior at *Insert Saint Name* High being told by the nuns that your skirt is too short, your whole life has been led in the direction of the Commandments and morality, but now college is coming. For the first time, you'll be exposed to a variety of new and exciting freedoms with almost no heavenly guidance. It's time to learn a whole new skill set, starting with how to dress yourself.
1. Picking out a new outfit everyday is something seriously challenging.
You have all the clothes, but you have no idea how to put enough outfits together. Sure, uniforms made you a blob, but they made you a blob that never had to worry about coordination.
2. But there is no need to pay an absurd amount of money every time you "dress down."
Even though those five dollars are just itching in your pocket.
3. Each class will NOT be starting with a prayer to be productive that day.
Say that one on your own, you'll probably need it.
4. Don't worry about your skirt being too short, it's OK!
Teachers really won't say anything, or tell you that God is watching (but you know He is).
5. And for guys, yes, your hair is allowed past your ears!
And mustaches and beards! It's a whole new world of bewhiskered madness!
6. PDA is A-OK.
Yeah, in college it's acceptable to hold hands or even hug someone of the opposite sex!
7. There will be absolutely no room for the Holy Spirit at any parties.
Because the Holy Spirit wasn't invited to that party.
8. Community service is now for your personal growth and gain, and for helping others. NOT for a grade.
And you won't have to write any reflections on what it meant to you.
9. Yes, you will be singled out on Ash Wednesday when you are the only one in class with an ashy smudge on your forehead. And yes, you will be super self-conscious about it.
But hey, it could just be some super dark bronzer!
10. Every class will be filled with new people! You won't be dealing with the same 30 kids for another 13 years.
For the first time you won't know your classmates' views on everything, and class will be more interesting for it.
11. Professors will still try to push their political views on you, but they'll probably be the complete opposite of your teachers' views in Catholic school.
College professors tend to be more liberal.
12. Plaid is considered "cute" to the general public, not a vicious chamber where individual creative expression goes to die, like you saw it for the past 13 years.
Not the Ghost of Tartan Past anymore, not for you.
13. Most people don't write in cursive. In fact, many people don't even know cursive!
So you'll shine like the star you truly are.
14. No undershirts, belts or tuck-ins...oh my!
No more triple detentions for you, and a fourth on the way for the gum you're chewing.
15. Your severe lack of sex-ed might come back to bite you.
"ABSTINENCE IS THE ONLY EFFECTIVE MEANS OF CONTRACEPTION" but Mrs. Ad- "THAT IS ALL. DISMISSED."
16. Your "drinking" at mass did not in any way prepare you for drinking in college.
Sure you've been practicing since you were seven, but that doesn't make you ready for the big leagues.
17. AND YOU CAN WEAR ANY COLOR SOCK YOUR LITTLE HEART DESIRES.
Though Catholic school may not have prepared you for all of the social aspects college has to offer, it probably helped you get ready for the workload, following orders and self-discipline needed to succeed in higher education. You are who you are because of the place you come from, and though there's a stereotype that comes with Catholic school kids, you wouldn't want to be anyone else. So no stress, no worries and have the time of your life in college!
(But not too much fun. Remember: He's watching).
The article has ended. Go in peace.
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